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Home Of The Year
David Leonhardt
We were gathered round the television, where Little Lady was watching an episode of Stuart Little. The kids had entered their house for a Home Of The Year contest sponsored by some fancy magazine.
I turned to my wife with yet another one of my way-too-brilliant ideas. "Why dont we enter the Home Of The Year contest" I asked.
My wife looked around in horror. "What With this place"
Little Lady, just over two years old, was looking for the green crayon. "Sure," I replied, obviously missing something. "Why not Its a great home."
"This place is a mess," my wife said in frustration, as she started slipping the videos back into their sleeves. "What magazine would call this home of the year Dump Monthly Trash Can News Oh, I know